The women: … oh I just saw A the other day. Do you know how B is doing? Do you know C is pregnant? … Ok bye, see you guys …
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Me: Such a phony chicken!
Dumb assie: Why? Don’t you know that in order to do business you need to know everybody? Well, sometimes you don’t need to know them in person, just the names you know. It’s all about being able to name some names.
Me: You know what, that’s how dumb asses do. I don’t want to waste my memory trying to remember those corny names. And I know you, Q and T. You three literally know everyone in this city. Knowing you three is enough!
Dumb assie: Uhm uhm …. But wait a minute, does that mean I am one of those dumb asses?
Me: Of course not. You are truly an exception!
Dumb assie: Uhm uhm …
